The Greyton Roses Presents Nik Rabinowitz
Sat Apr 23, 19:00 - Sat Apr 23, 22:00
DRC Hall
ABOUT
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Us: Look, Greyton! We started a football team!
Greyton: Well done, guys! What next?
Us: We need money...
Greyton: [sigh] How much do you need?
Us: [mumbling] Uhm...fifty thousand.
Greyton: Pff, WHAT!
Us: R 50 000,00...at least...
Greyton: Are you joking!?
Us: [drifting in thought] Hmm...good idea! Gotta go! Love you!
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We've got one of SA's best stand-up comedians coming to Greyton to entertain you!
Come eat, drink and laugh with us this April and help us raise some money for our local football club, The Greyton Roses.
When: Saturday 23 April @ 7pm
Where: Greyton DRC Hall
Cost: R250 per ticket
We're looking to raise at least R50k, and welcome any and all donations that will carry the Roses towards our goal of being a championship-winning team!
For more info, contact:
Adam on 074 318 7259 | [email protected]
Trevor 066 115 4684 | [email protected]
ABOUT NIK
Stand up comic Nik Rabinowitz grew up on a farm in Africa, climbing trees and commentating on his own rugby games in three of South Africa’s eleven official languages. He was raised on the mean, green streets of Constantia, Cape Town, a world of ride-bys, piano lessons, and unrelenting love and financial support from family members.
Despite all this hardship he has still managed to be moderately successful, sporting a list of achievements the likes of which many can only aspire to. For instance, he once posed nude. Not because anyone asked him to, he just did it. Also, he represented South Africa at the Jewish Olympics, which is like the Special Olympics, with more accountants.
[Little known fact: Rabinowitz is rumoured to be an extraordinarily talented cricketer. In fact, his leg-spinning prowess was so great that Pakistani bookmakers bankrolled his comedy career to keep his stunning skills out of the international arena.]
From a young age, when no-one was looking, he would pretend to be his own praise-singer. For example: “Nik Rabinowitz! Makes toast like a warrior, hunts peanut butter like a lion! Breakfast foods tremble in his presence”. Later, at the Waldorf School, he learned how to grow his own veggies, express his feelings through interpretative dance, and crochet his own underpants.
International appearances include Australia, Canada, Holland, the United Kingdom, the USA, and Zimbabwe. He’s been a guest on BBC 2’s Mock the Week, performed at London’s Royal Albert Hall, and intentionally driven on the wrong side of the road in Nigeria. His major claim to fame remains the fact that he was born in a stable, and is one of only two Jewish boys in the last two thousand years to have done so.
Find Nik:
On Facebook
On Instagram
On Twitter
On YouTube
Get in touch:
+27 21 465 1000
ABOUT THE GREYTON ROSES
Founded in 2020 the Greyton Roses Football Club has quickly become an integral part of the larger Greyton community. Currently, the club caters to over 40 players in two age groups. We train and play our matches at Uitkyk Primary with whom we have an ongoing partnership.
As a fledgling club, there are many hurdles that we need to overcome. The club is committed to remaining free to all so we are entirely reliant on donations in order to achieve our goals.
Luckily The Greyton Roses can count Nik Rabinowitz as one of our fans… And indeed it was his suggestion to hold this fundraiser.
